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schwerpsing

to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you
Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009
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schwerps

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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Schweppy

Word of Swedish heritage - Meaning cool, or interesting.
Those new shoes you've got are schweppy!
by Horecky February 18, 2009
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Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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Schweppa

To the best of my knowledge, the term originated in Southern portions of Louisiana. To be more specific, New Orleans and the surrounding area. The term has recently become widely used because it is very versatile and not truly considered vulgar.

A term used as an alternative to bitch. Not as offensive, but still mildly derogatory and belittling. It is not ever really used in an angry or hostile way: One would not call another a Schweppa to provoke a fight or truly disrespect them.

It is used more so to convey that one is anywhere from trifling to just being foolish. Most often used in a playful and light hearted manner whether it is called for or not.

Properly pronounced "sh-w-e-ppa" (soft "e" and soft "a".)
(Noun):
1)"Man i love that dude, but he's nothing but a damn Schweppa!" (meaning dumbass)
2)"It's getting late; Where the fuck are those Schweppas?" (refering to friends)
3)"What's up, Schweppa?" (greeting)
4)"Fuck that schweppa!" (aggravated yet not angry)
5)"Let's go out tonight and snatch up a couple of schweppas to take home."(meaning bitches)

(Adj.):
1)"Man thats some Schweppa ass shit... That's fucked up."(meaning stupid, undisireable, dick, ect.)
by Brian Guidry January 4, 2009
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Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you
1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!
by thebossman91 January 23, 2008
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schwimp

A word that can be used as a verb or noun in any context.
Dude, I think I just schwimped my pants!
by Adam Biddle March 22, 2005
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