a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
by anal expositions April 6, 2015
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Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011
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Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.
On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"
(She has wonderful breasts.)
(She has wonderful breasts.)
by darf narbler March 20, 2009
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"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
by Gene on the Schween March 22, 2013
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To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.
To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.
by Schweevy March 6, 2009
Get the Schweeve mug.a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
by stoneydopey August 29, 2007
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I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.
Naw, she's just fine!
I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.
Naw, she's just fine!
by yaboybernie August 8, 2016
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