scheemer 

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

scheemer by The Real LG March 14, 2007

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

Schweezing by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

schweetie 

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

schweetie by yo bebe May 20, 2005

the schweede 

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

the schweede by anal expositions April 6, 2015

schlemiel 

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

schlemiel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

Schweeties 

Another word for marijuana, chronic, weed, etc.

"I am picking up some schweeties later then heading out for a sesh you coming?" said a random pothead.

Schweeties by Street_Balla_21 December 1, 2006

Schweebie 

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

Schweebie by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018