Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017

schmedley

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.

"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."

by SixthLanguageIsEnglish June 23, 2015

schweeble

A Jewish Pederast.

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.

by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

Scheely

A burning passion. Usually mistaken for constantly "being on fire" or "burning".

I have a Scheely for you.

I'm Scheely-ing!

by Tbird303 March 28, 2009

schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016