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Schroeder

When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
Oh hey, my boyfriend and I did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.
by Someone3221 December 29, 2007
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alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"
1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!
by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017
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amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
by epicharcboard January 27, 2022
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Kurt Hugo Schneider

A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.
Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?

Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.
by friferarta June 18, 2014
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Schneidered

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.
Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.
by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016
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schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.
I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.
by Moomops August 27, 2022
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schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 21, 2011
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