Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Schweetness

A combination of sick, sheeeeit, and sweetness. Used to describe a feeling of how cool or awesome something is. Created by Winsloaf Circa 2015

"Private, you've got staff duty on Saturday. Good luck."-Sgt Dickbutt
"Schweetness"-PVT Snuffy Joe

by Winsloaf December 10, 2016

Schneebleweebleweebleworb

The sound sims make when they masturbate

Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

schweeble

A Jewish Pederast.

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.

by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010

Schwebbing

The arm-flailing dance or any bodily motions done by a person or persons who have recently walked headlong into a spider's web.

You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.

by Brandon Parent March 29, 2007

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

Schweemie

a character that you really really like and want to squish like a stressball, This character can also live in your mind and boing around like the DVD screensaver thingie (hope it hits the corner)

"I love Beowulf from Skullgirls! He's my schweemie fr. I just wanna EEURGHHHH SQUISH HIM!!!"

by Smuckersplays16 December 15, 2022