sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and one or both testicles get caught, resulting in him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.

I just sccubeequed and it hurt so bad...

Last night I sccubeequed all over that burrito...

by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018

shUber

shoo•ber (noun)

1. The uber car taken home after a one night stand. Vehicular Walk of Shame.

2. Tramp bus.

JASON: that girl stayed here last night. I just kicked her out.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.

by lawrencehouston August 10, 2016

Amy Schumer

A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.

Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.

by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020

shubery

Sh-rub-er-YYYY
A small bush that scares people in the middle ages.

The knight of the round table shunned the old lady with with the word, shubery.

by Stephanie/Heater June 9, 2008

Shuberton

One of the many pet names of a wonderful German Shepherd dog who lived from August 4, 2008 to February 13, 2021. Whether it’s Shubi, Shuberton, Mummum- we miss her so much

How many photos did you take of Shuberton today? I took about tree fitty

by Rini323 April 1, 2021

Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019

Schubern

The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.

Schubern, what a fucking ni-

by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020