Schploong

(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging

Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012

Schlongometry

1. The science, practice and art of penis measuring.

2. The collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male sex organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circumcision status, MTBO (mean time before orgasm) and vein quotient.

Did you see the size of that guys earlobes? His schlongometry must be off the chart!

by BoneDaddyJive April 24, 2013

shploingnant

when a man is eating ass and the girl shits all over the mans face

ma nibba whomst all fuck eating ass bitch got shploingnant

by yung pussy bacon 57668 July 26, 2017

Schoolingo pipo

Schoolingo pipo is a definition for not going to classes ON purpose and skiping school.

Im schoolingo pipo today.

by Man i kakis leo November 18, 2019

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023

schpingong

the best and most versatile word ever. can be used to name anything and describe anything.

Person 1: schpingong
Person 2: fr.

by aisle1one November 9, 2023