Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

schooner

a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner

any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."

by schooner love June 18, 2008

schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

Stromboner

When you see a girl that is really ugly, your boner retracts its statment.

Damn that girl was so ugly I got a Stromboner!

by Murphy123 March 10, 2009