German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009

schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog August 19, 2013

Schnikes

meaning dang it, or come onnn.

*computer crashes*
"SCHNIKES!"

by a;sldkjfdkdksla; November 27, 2009

shnizer

The word shnizer can mean anything.

It can mean anything from the word Awesome, Shoot, or even "This Sucks".

(Shnizer Baby)

by Andrew Logan February 18, 2008

Schnitzelshnoof

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...

Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

by Schnitzelshnoofian president February 10, 2010

Schnipester

One who creeps on people to nab them.

Beware of the schnipester when you go out in the dark. He may nab you.

by smati-mama November 6, 2010

Schnoigers

A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.

Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.

While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.

A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.

Schnoigers are goblin-like creatures.

Quick, hide your wallet! Harvey H. Is a Schnoiger.

by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022