schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.
Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"
by Jamesclay16 November 25, 2017
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schnitzel

A new guy at work or just an overall doofus, in general.
"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"

"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"

"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"
by Hyde44 November 28, 2006
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schnitzel

adj.

To be of a schnitzel nature. Meaty, heartie and filling. To be tough and tastie.
The word is used in combination to give an extra description that is more defining of the object being described. A well cooked schnitzel is used to describe something especially good.

ant.
schitznel

ie. She's schnitzel dipped in honey.
ie. That's schnitzel. He's schnitzel.
by Peter Suwara April 03, 2007
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Schnitzel

Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!

Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017
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schnitzel

1. n Traditional Jewish poultry dish; chicken or turkey breast is pounded thin, breaded, and fried.
2. n, v When engaging in intercourse with a female on a beach or sandy area, the male withdraws his member, ejaculates on the female, and rolls her in the sand or dirt causing it to stick to her, much like a delicious breadcrumb coating might stick to raw chicken.
Yo I schnitzeled that ho, she was totally coated!
by vampirekilla April 22, 2008
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schnitzel

Hey did you see that schnitzel at the club?
by nerajn1 October 06, 2008
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Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.
"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"
by Bizzy Body January 08, 2009
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