Schnarf 

Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.

Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS

Schnarf by anonymous November 22, 2021

Schnarf 

To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.

Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!

Schnarf by crestae9 September 7, 2022

schnarf schnarf 

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.

humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)

schnarf schnarf by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

Schnarf McGigglepants

Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.

Hey, stop being such a Schnarf McGigglepants and help me steal these bricks!

Schnarf McGigglepants by JD Smith December 10, 2006

Schnarf Sgt Stephens 

Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.

Schnarf,schnarfer, SGT, Stephens,Spec6,ratfro,Schnarf Sgt Stephens

Schnarf Sgt Stephens by Disapointed January 9, 2011

Schnart 

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011