schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Schnarf McGigglepants

Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.

Hey, stop being such a Schnarf McGigglepants and help me steal these bricks!

by JD Smith December 10, 2006

Schnarf Sgt Stephens

Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.

Schnarf,schnarfer, SGT, Stephens,Spec6,ratfro,Schnarf Sgt Stephens

by Disapointed January 9, 2011

Schnarf

To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.

Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!

by crestae9 September 7, 2022

Schnarf

Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.

Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021