A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
Get the schmoopie mug.1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
by Schmoopy July 5, 2018
Get the Schmooplette mug.After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.
by NSFWMel August 31, 2022
Get the Schmergle mug.a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.
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i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
by peebody March 17, 2008
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Get the Schmergle mug."He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.
My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
by Bea Minor December 11, 2019
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