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schmivli

A rather mean and meagre hand-rolled cigarette. Like a roll-up only with barely a strand of tobacco inside. The sort rolled by jailbirds, or when rationing is prevalent. Usually fast burning, and prone to being crumpled in the fingers.
"Roll us a decent fag, not one of your usual mean schmivlis"
by sparrohawk November 7, 2008
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Schmidtiphobia

Kenny was afraid to stand upon the skateboard becuse he suffers from Schmidtiphobia.
by ChineseCanadian October 29, 2008
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Schmilip

Hi my Schmilip, you look cute today.
by schmilipfan2461 November 11, 2011
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schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.
Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".
by Schmitlife February 25, 2019
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Schmilligdon

A skinny greasy moron who can’t get any pussy, these individuals are also alcoholics and are most likely a hick redneck moron.
“You see that tall greasy cunt?”
“Yea”

What a fucken Schmilligdon”
by JerryGarciasToes July 14, 2021
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schmilingo

Aww Schmilingo!
by Mr, Fat March 17, 2023
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Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt
by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023
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