Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

schmelf

Random word.

What the schmelf is that?!?

by schmelfboy August 20, 2008

Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer

by jacko stanton January 9, 2006