shmeow

To be so chill and relaxed, mellow state of existence and being. To be completely content with your existing atmosphere.

lowell: im fkn shmeoooowwwwww dag
moe: yo me too. sara is so shmeoww
sara: fuck dude im so shmeow right now

by shmeowcow January 30, 2010

schmew

the residue between your butt cheeks after a long day of work

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

shmeow

Saying shemow is indication that:
-your in a state of feeling good
-you see something you like
-in a state of excitement (sexual and non-sexual)

When looking at a member of the opposite sex that looks attractive, you say shmeow.

by Sandy Toves a.k.a. soviet_star05 September 24, 2005

schmeowf

A combonation of the word "meow" and "smurf"

did you suspend five familes from doctor waterfalls fireplace?

Schmeowf?

by Justin Wayne Nabors December 25, 2007

Schmew

When someone says something really stupid you can schmew them. they then feel really stupid while others laugh at the idiot. oh yeah..and don't forget the hand signal of the schmew.

dude 1:"when you pull the tape it smells like rubber"
me: schmew *does hand signal*

by dan zizzle October 7, 2004

schmowellith

half of the pair schmnones + schmow. given because of the nickname 'howellith' and cause schmnones felt like putting 'schm' in front of everything.

'schmnones + schmowellith'

by schmnones April 1, 2005

schmowned

-when one is seriously owned to the point of embarrasment to their families name.
-when a person with a Minnesota or Canadian accent owns you.
-owned so badly you might be considered illiterate or mentally disabled.

Random Canadian Guy example 1:" How aboot that schmowning action last round , eh?"

example 2:Dude: "Is your family ok with this total schmowning man?"

example 3: "Totally schmowned man!"

by benwithaphd October 30, 2007