schlemo

Someone who acts like a douche bag; a big chub.

Dude, that guy just stole my McCree and Soldier 76 picks. What a schlemo.

Your friend didn't even top score. What a schlemo.

by DrPizzazz June 17, 2017

schmeowf

A combonation of the word "meow" and "smurf"

did you suspend five familes from doctor waterfalls fireplace?

Schmeowf?

by Justin Wayne Nabors December 25, 2007

Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011

schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Schmeme

means everything,so fuck off!

Me:That math test was very schmeme
You:what?
Me:schmeme,you know?
you:what?
Me:oh fuck off!


"that mexican chick that came across the border is very schmeme"
"what?"
"i'd like to schememe the schmeme out of that schememe"
"what?"
"fuck off"

by methman12 October 19, 2008

schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

by ChrisWu August 25, 2008