Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."

(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?

Schmae by keeeet March 11, 2009

Planet Schmanet 

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

Planet Schmanet by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

Schmake by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

schmageggy 

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

schmaglette 

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

schmaglette by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

schmalhofer 

the wickid witch of northmont high schools language arts department that get joy and entertainment out of students pain and agony and laughs when students fail tests, and die. she has a jar of ashes sitting on her desk from past problem students, i am fortunate not to be one of those students.

your such a schmalhofer. you son of a schmalhofer. look at that schmalhofer. look at me im a schmalhofer * bites off the head of a student and puts their ashes in a jar on her desk*

schmalhofer by ye olde gregore December 31, 2008

Schmalenciaga 

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Schmalenciaga by vogue chick April 30, 2005