Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 10, 2023

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 4, 2020

Goin' schlap

(Atlanta) A term used to describe someone or something going crazy. Another word for crazy is "schlap."

They were goin' schlap the other night at the party!

by witchhunt666 May 10, 2020

Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 14, 2021

Schlap

Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.

(Only applicable if you have a penis)

I'm gonna schlap you across the face!

by TheColorman June 21, 2021