schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schwacked

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.

Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.

by Trevizzle March 4, 2007

shlacked

ADJ: to be very intoxicated and extremely suped at the same time.

ADJ: During happy hour, Sue was so shlacked that when her co worker punched her in the face, she hugged him and said, "we need to hang out more often!".

by Roxien October 31, 2007

schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schlake

Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.

That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.

by astellar11 December 4, 2011