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Schleem

can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.
by livinitlaur September 30, 2008
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shkeemping

You getting caught slipping or fucking up
Could also mean your so inconceivable that people could only define your actions as shkeemping
Did you just fall? my g your fucking shkeepming

Yo my guy did you smash Julie? Your shkeemping
by Shkeemping April 21, 2018
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Schleem

The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)
Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!
by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022
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Schleem

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock
by Entelechy April 22, 2022
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Schphleempstkh

The longest single-syllable word. Originally dubbed "Schphleempst" before a K was added to elongate it. And just now, I added an silent H. Currently spelled with 14 letters, this word is open to additional characters. I have always dreamed of spelling it with a silent 6 or a wing-ding symbol of a small rubber duck or the embodied representation of anxiety or a family portrait from 1974 or 57 silent letters that would otherwise spell out an ancient proverb about ravens.

Possible definitions:
1) A large bird-shaped dust pan.
2) An awkward pause between two separate tarot card readings.
3) A souvenir pig fetus.
4) A rectangular circle that looks like a triangle.
5) An Iranian in Texas.
1) "Hand me that schphlee6mpstkh so I can sweep up this dust, Kevin!"

2) "The psychic told me I was going to meet my spirit guide. And then he totally schphleepstkhed!"

3) "I went to the carnival and all I got was this schphleempstkh..."

4) "Mr. Nowak! When am I ever gonna need to calculate the surface area of a schphleempstkh in the real world?"

5) "Arash used to be a schphleempstkh, but now he's just a dink."
by Adam Manpates January 13, 2010
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I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation
"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."
by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016
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Schlemp

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.
by Ryles234 November 15, 2018
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