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Definitions by Entelechy
Meet the mets
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Modern
slang
for taking a gigantic dump , as the
team
is
sometimes
regarded poorly .
Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets
*
Points
to
bathroom
*
What?
They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd
see
em here
Meet the mets
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Entelechy
July 23, 2025
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Schleem
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Verb
To
ejaculate
messily; to
nut
After furiously
fapping
for hours, the
coomer
schleemed into the
sock
Schleem
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Entelechy
April 22, 2022
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