Schleem

Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock

by Entelechy April 22, 2022

Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025