shkeemping 

You getting caught slipping or fucking up
Could also mean your so inconceivable that people could only define your actions as shkeemping

Did you just fall? my g your fucking shkeepming

Yo my guy did you smash Julie? Your shkeemping

shkeemping by Shkeemping April 21, 2018

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

shweeping 

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

shweeping by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Sheeping 

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.

Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep

Sheeping by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Shleeping 

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

Shleeping by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

Skeeming 

Making plans with devious intentions

Me: Lizzy what are you doing
Lizzy: I'm Skeeming for super sunday....

Skeeming by sk33alemers July 29, 2010