schive

the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness

Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.

by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010

scriven

The dried wax on a birthday cake caused by leaving the candles lit too long.

Hurry up and blow the candles out befor you get scriven on the cake

by Pnub11 September 6, 2007

scrivens

An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.

Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!

by stu-rob-billy-bob November 6, 2008

Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.

1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?

by Daniffer October 17, 2005

Scrivener

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.

by Hbarca June 4, 2007

Shiven

Shiven is a type of guy who loves sex and has a big dick but can be naughty boy sometimes

When you see someone drinking you can say why are you acting like shiven

by Ibotgod November 24, 2021

schizenboxen

simply put "shit box".

Scott's van is a schizenboxen.

by Snotty mungilingus March 12, 2008