(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
by todd murphy May 13, 2005
Get the schmegma lips mug.Schiggenbörger is a philosophical construct to those enjoying their late night drink. Similar to religions, one might encounter the Schiggenbörger late at night in a dark alley, as an angelic projection.
Mostly encountered after too many drinks.
Mostly encountered after too many drinks.
by Die Gebrüder Schiggenbörger November 11, 2022
Get the Schiggenbörger mug.NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
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by Gunshoes October 8, 2020
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by pA February 12, 2005
Get the Schliegenhaufen mug.The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.
by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015
Get the schmiegel mug.The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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