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rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by dr. janus July 3, 2011
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Heilige Scheiße!

"Holy shit!" in German. Sometimes used in English instead of holy shit.
by Scheißemann February 4, 2009
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ein Stück Scheiße

by SchwarzeLeute July 26, 2022
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amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
by epicharcboard January 27, 2022
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scheise

"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.
Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).
by Zack Grey May 13, 2008
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Kurt Hugo Schneider

A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.
Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?

Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.
by friferarta June 18, 2014
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Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.
"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"
by Jlighter August 28, 2013
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