Shartted

It’s when you poo your pants a little when you fart.

I thought it was just a fart, but not I shartted and now I have to go get new pants.

by Little Dani Joe June 17, 2018

Schartenfreude

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020

schratt

- to shit and fart at the same time

- to be one of 4 hot schratt girls

she just schratt herself

oh she is so hot she must be a schratt

by abwizzle March 16, 2021

Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Schattenfreude

What the world feels for Leafs fans.

During hockey season, I always feel Schattenfreude toward Torontians.

by rcmb1 October 8, 2005

Schartful

The Definition of schart is to fart and shit at the same time however schartful essentially means means when you schart and your pants are just over indulging with nastiness.

Oh shit I just Scharted and now my pants are up to the brim in gross schartful waste.

by serebrus January 15, 2009