scenariHO

A scenario that involves a Ho.

So many online dating/hook-up sites these days, I can't keep track of every scenariHO.

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

Alpha scenario

A situation or circumstance which is dictated and/or enumerated by the presence of one or more alphas.

"Oi boys, let's not stay out too late tonight."

"Nah dude, tonight's going to be an alpha scenario."

by AlphaDemon February 17, 2018

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007

Tae Scenario

A situation or condition that is highly unlikely and most likely impossible.

Catering for a Tae Scenario results in the recursive use of energy and resources. You are always close but not quite there. Conceptually, a Tae Scenario is similar to the Penrose Steps i.e impossible staircase.

Although the scenario originates from the thought processes of a great developer named Tae. Generating a Tae Scenario is not limited to developers and/or peopele named Tae.

Hey is was thinking do you think is should cater for the following?

What happens if someone enters their age on form and as they click save they became a year older. Do we ask them to fill in the form again? What if they become a year older but they have to be under a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older but they have to a over a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older and they selected the color blue? Do we show them the form again?

No, Bob, I think that is a bit of a Tae Scenario just let them save.

by Clade October 16, 2013

schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarvendargen

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.

mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.

by melsababe May 11, 2011

Schnarb

A term used in Reforestation describing a geographic area that is particularly covered in branches, blow down, trenches, swamp and other things that make maneuvering difficult.

"I started off my day in this fuckin' Schnarby piece, ate shit trying to jump over a log, lost my shovel in a swamp, and this is definitely the last time I ever do this Job."

by SpruceThePlug May 15, 2017