Shalene Beech

An Epic person who is epic and nice and one of the best people ever

Ex)"God Damn it Shay" Said Mitch the Bitch
That is a good example of Shalene Beech

by Knomez April 7, 2009

scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)

Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar

by Zoe April 10, 2005

scarenema

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

ghey scalerer

A ghey scaler is some one that out of habit will deliver a humorous insult by "producing" a scale. The insulter describes something as being on a scale from one to ten, but rather than giving a number they say "thats pretty ghey" so that when the insult is constructed correctly it goes like this- "on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey ". This insult is commonly used by a complete douche, tool, or supreme jack ass...or maybe they are just cooler than you, whatever the case the topic at hand is usually pretty ghey.

guy one: dude I just spent 3 days strait playing WoW to become a level 70 alliance leader

guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey

guy one: your such a ghey scalerer

by mega_madness August 7, 2009

scalenous

uneven.

A human hand has scalenous fingers.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

Scalenet Rich

When one's account balance has many zero's but couldn't afford to buy a baguette - this is because Scalenet coins are the antithesis of Ard Munnays!

Chancy 'I am going to produce a whirlwind of low effort memes to push my narrative, financed by the thousands I will collect in Tithes'

Frothbard 'Good luck with that, I hear the Venezuelans were dumping their Taxcoin for Bolivars, You may have a lot but your "Scalenet Rich" it's not Ard Munnays.

by Ard-Munnays November 23, 2020

Scapenerd

A kid, usually about 11-15 years old, who sit around for up to 12 hours or more a day on the computer, playing the MMORPG game Runescape. Usually have greasy hair , bloodshot eyes, and sometimes an afro.

Dude, That guy is a scapenerd. All he does is play Runescape on his mom's computer.

by Shnhsun5 June 18, 2007