swaffed

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

by robby22 January 5, 2006

sciffed

When you're so high you can't think straight.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sciffed..."

Generally used in terms of incense junkies.

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

Scuffed

Means bad quality

But in gaming it is used when you complete a task in an undesirable way and not as simple as you hoped it to be

*Not in gaming
"Bro, why are you wearing off-brand clothes, they look so scuffed"
*In gaming

"That last mission was so annoying!"
"That was soo scuffed"

by 6Nice. August 28, 2020

Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Scuffedbillgates

Scuffedbillgates, also known as Jackson O'Malley, is a popular Dlive streamer and moderator of racist streamer Oddkast. He's also a notorious pedophile who tries to groom children who watch his show.

person 1: That scuffedbillgates guy tried to groom my daughter!

person2: I always knew that racist piece of shit was a pedophile. His show also sucks!

by Oddkast December 7, 2020