The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
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Get the rubbing salmon mug.A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
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A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.
Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
by Da Byla October 20, 2009
Get the Salmonyla mug.noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
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Get the salmon breath mug.Probably one of the weirdest manga ever penned by the Japanese. Written by the satirist Koji Kumeta, it tells the tale of one Kafuka Fuura, who discovers her teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki, under a sakura tree...
He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.
He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.
The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.
AND I LOVE IT.
He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.
He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.
The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.
AND I LOVE IT.
I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI HAS ENDED HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! THERE'S NO HOPE! I'M GOING TO GO DIE!
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Get the Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei mug.Samone is gorgeous. Your morning will not be complete until you see her smile. She's nice and hilarious and really smart, and enjoys card games. She has lots of charisma and is the most important person in the room.
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