Sausage

its a fucking sausage why would you want to know the definition
but since you asked:

A dead cow pulverized into little bits and then shoved into a cellulose skin, blasted with heat and eaten

That Sausage was really good!

by usertail March 7, 2020

Sausage

A man’s penis

“That is a big fucking giant sausage he got!”

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head October 10, 2023

Sausage

Sausage is Jesus backwords.

Say it backward
Sausage = Jesus

by Poop Lagoon 3000 August 18, 2018

Sausage

A big and beefy person.

Dan is such a Sausage.

by Mr. Phillips March 21, 2005

Sausage

An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.

That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)

by jAiPuR June 6, 2010

Sausage

Surfing urbandictionary.com, you wondered if you could search up some vaguely sexual term and see if it would show up. Now you're here. Great job! You wasted 30 seconds of your time. It's 2 A.M. Go get some sleep.

Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.

by NotGareth May 28, 2018

Sausage

A warning to other males in the room when your droppin your draws so they don't see any weens.

"Yoo Somerville I'm takin a shower now, sausage!" (Somerville will then turn around so he doesn't see his roomate's dick)

by G-Burg's Finest April 5, 2007