starfuck 

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

starfuck by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Satisfucktion 

The feeling of satisfaction during or after having sex.

I'm going to get me some satisfucktion tonight!

Jimmy: "yo Bob, whats Jenny up to in there?"
Bob : "I think she might be getting herself some satisfucktion"

Satisfucktion by Crystal Clearwater August 23, 2011

starfuckery 

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

starfuckery by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

saturdick 

The female art of scavenging dick specifically for Saturday night so as not to be alone.

Oh hey! Long time no see! I see you've got this weeks "saturdick" on your arm! Hello "saturdick". My name is Phil!

saturdick by Hot donkey butter February 19, 2017

Starfucker 

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.

I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.

Starfucker by jinxglitter August 12, 2009

Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

Starfucks by Bartender February 21, 2004

Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

Starfucks by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009