Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

sarcasmic

Sarcasm so delightful that it overjoys anyone who hears it. Except the person it's aimed at. (Joining of sarcasm and orgasmic )

Bad Example: Of COURSE I finished the 9-page paper. I started it yesterday... I had PLENTY of time.
Suck-Up Tool: OMG, that was so sarcasmic! *laughs hysterically*

by chibichan1313 January 2, 2009

sarcasmic

A orgasm brought on by extraordinarily funny sacasm.

OMFG, I just had a SARCASMIC!

by Jax July 31, 2003

sarcasmic

sarcastically exclaiming how "great" the sex just was

oh yeah, THAT felt good! (snicker snicker snicker)

by Cybergrl23 August 25, 2003

Sarclasmic

A Sacastic statement taken seriously because the person behind the statement can not emphasize on the sarcasm involved, thus leading to a sometimes cataclysmic results.... Sarclasmic.

Athlete: Are we doing a hard run today?
Coach(with a straight face in monotone): No, you all get the day off.
Athlete: Really? (Leaves abrutly causing him to get kicked off the team due to the nature of the Sarclasmic Statement)

by Corey Castelli August 14, 2007

sarcasmic

a sarcastic orgasm to make the man believe it was a real mind blowing orgasm

" yea jill the sex was horrible! and i just felt bad for him so i had to pull my sarcasmic card"

by phuck norris June 17, 2009