When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."
by U-G February 20, 2011
Get the pee spoon mug.Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.
They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.
The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.
Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.
For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.
The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.
Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.
For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.
Look at that nasty ass group of spoon diggitys!
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Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
Check out the Spoons shootin dice!
Yo, Spoonman, how's it go on da Digg side?
by J. Reb May 8, 2019
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"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."
by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016
Get the grave spoon mug.Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.
Soldier 2: Okay.
Soldier 2: Okay.
by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005
Get the tactical spoon mug.Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
by Jazzual August 27, 2011
Get the spoon poon mug.A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.
Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.
by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021
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King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020
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