Santorum Administration

See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.

I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.

by pluhpkin August 1, 2012

Santeri

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him

Santeri is a finnish name

by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019

Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.

"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.

by rodisgod September 2, 2012

Santia

A strong, sexy, independent person who is clever, strong willed and not afraid to cut a bitch out of their life. Don’t mess with this one, they’ll snap that bullshit in half. However they also have a caring and loving side once they start to trust you. Second chances are only given sparingly so once you hurt this person you are out of their lives forever

Santia is the strongest and kindest person I know

by I speak the truth 💗 April 8, 2019

Rhonda Santis

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004