He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011
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Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again kiddo"
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Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil
by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018
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by MoonMoony March 7, 2017
Get the Thomas Sanders mug.Janus Sanders or Deciet Sanders represents Thomas Sanders' Lying side in a popular series by he nane if Sanders Sides.He is a snek boi but not an evil one.His name was revealed in the episode called 'Putting others first,Selfishness vs selflessness redux'.He is shipped with many of the characters in the series but the ship called mociet is now thriving after the episode I mentioned earlier.There is a very large stan of him(I am part of that) which keeps growing and growing.
Some of his quotes:
Some of his quotes:
"Your not stuck with an evil snake boy .... Your just stuck with a snek boi >:3"
"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"
Janus Sanders
"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"
Janus Sanders
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Get the Cael Sanderson mug.James: Good News!
Jeremy: What?
James: The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
Jeremy: When?
James: Next year!
Jeremy: What?
James: The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
Jeremy: When?
James: Next year!
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