sammie

sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her

“wtf is sammie doing”

by jackson sum January 7, 2021

Sammeled

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

Saucy Sammy

When your friend named “Sam” has achieved the right to be dubbed with a dope title

Sam- “Hey man, I can pay for your lunch today, I gotchu”

Friend of Sam- “You have achieved the title ‘Saucy Sammy’”

by saucyg July 13, 2020

dirty sammie

A bad bitch that you can’t kill

Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie

by Lola Donald April 15, 2020

Sammy Love

When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.

I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.

by ToyBuddha March 8, 2017

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"

by sirferris January 27, 2021