A Realy nice dude he is very good looking and helps everyone he is very smart and does well in school whenever somebody is in need he will help right away he is a very loyal person and not a fake friend he likes to eat sushi a lot and takes pictures of his food
I want to be a Salomon
by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019
Get the Salomon mug.a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.
chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"
Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"
Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"
by spankycookie November 17, 2010
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Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.
In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009
Get the I haven't got a Salomon mug.The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
Get the salmonella rushdie mug.the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.
Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
by Rhino88 August 10, 2010
Get the salmoned mug.A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella
salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector
salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector
by The dank salmon June 9, 2018
Get the Salmonella mug.The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008
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