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A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector
Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella
by The dank salmon May 24, 2018
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