Trout stalker

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis

"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."

by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020

Dry Stalker

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.

Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna

by LickyBB December 3, 2016

fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

Stalker Crush

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

by Michika January 3, 2009

Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016

Celery Stalker

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.

Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020