The skeebitis is a disease that affects women. It turns them into sluts, whores, and bitches. Symptoms of the skeebitis involve lack of emotion, sleeping around, screwing over your friends and double teaming random guys. If you or your loved ones believe you have skeebitis then may god have mercy on your soul. There is no cure for skeebitis over than death, which usually occurs from fucking over all your friends or swallowing too much semen. Side effects of Skeebitis also include lying and throwing beer bottles while sleeping with every guy you know.
throwing beer bottles, sucking penis, getting double teamed, cheating on your boyfriend, lying to your best freinds, sleeping with their boyfriends. being a horrible human being.
"oh she has skeebitis"
"oh she has skeebitis"
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(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)
Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!
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Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!
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