Saber Tooth

Cream of the crop; the pinnacle of a Cougar status. The rarest of rare cougar.

I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.

by trinh nguyen May 13, 2008

saber-tooth tiger

SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.

Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....

by Donkey Rocket September 18, 2005

Saber Tooth

A cougar past her prime.

Hey, that Saber Tooth is really checking you out.

by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.

by raven888 September 8, 2009

Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009