Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Fish sausage supper

An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.

Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper

by Chippy Banter March 16, 2010

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode

Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

slut sausage

An overweight woman who refuses to acknowledge her mass. Instead of wearing appropriate clothing, she wears tight, low cut clothes designed to draw attention to her boobs. In reality, they merely highlight her fat rolls, making her look like a walking sausage.

"Did you see Princess's dress today? It makes her look like a fucking slut sausage!"

by bethica October 28, 2009

Sausageflix

This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.

Sausageflix has all the homosexual titles a man could possibly dream of!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016