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premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011
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swagulate

to release all your built up swag upon someone.
"awh dude, check that chick out.."

"tidy mate! watch me swagulate all over her!"

*strutts towards girl*
by CARFO December 12, 2010
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The mans "swagulation" was so high, he almost crashed his car while speeding.
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Swiggle

An amount of liquid taken in one swallow. Unlike the word 'swig', this term only refers to liquids of an alcoholic nature.
Please Sir, may I bother you for a swiggle of your of your whiskey?
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Swimulate

verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.

5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.

–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.

Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."

2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.

3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
by GardnerLou May 9, 2010
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