SWB

Stands for Skirt Wearing Bitch. Refers to the lame ass guy that never goes out after work because he is so pussy whipped by his wife/girlfriend.

Mike couldn't go out for happy hour because he's am SWB.

by Mike the FIGJAM July 16, 2008

SWB

An SWB is a stereotypical white boy. A common species, especially in the Middle School and high school regions of the planet. Diet consists of PBJ sandwiches on white bread, carrots, grapes, and Gatorade. They like to dress in the color blue and wears a hat every single day of its life. Common names consist of Alex, Sawyer, Braden, Ryan, Tommy, Charlie, Noah, and Sam.

"Look at that SWB, what a dumbass."

by begonethotokbye October 20, 2019

SWB

Sluts with bellys

last night i was with a swb

by JJE_ October 29, 2018

Swb

Sister with benefits; someone who is closer than a best friend (no romantic connotation) that you screw around with. The other side of the equation is the bwb (brother with benefits).

My swb(Sister with benefits) gave me the best blowjob ever last night.

by FemaleEinstein October 22, 2017

swb

Stupid Welsh Bastard

Get out of the way you swb!

by MarkPxD March 31, 2016

SWB

Stands for Skirt Wearing Bitch. Refers to the lame ass guy that never goes out after work because he is so pussy whipped by his wife/girlfriend.

Mike couldn't go out for happy hour because he's an SWB.

by Mike the FIGJAM August 28, 2008

SWB

Straight White Boy. A boy who sends dick pics, asks or presumes the two of you are going to have sex, makes sexual comments the moment you gets matched with them, and/or insults you for not having sex with him/sending nudes/calling him out on his rude and dickish behavior.

Janice: Hey Miranda, who are you texting?
Miranda: Oh just some SWB.
Janice: You shouldn't judge him so qui kly!
Miranda: I'm not. He literally just texted me saying he'd pay to swallow my juices...

by Kusoge February 28, 2016