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heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
by seat heater May 7, 2011
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statsporn

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.
The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?
by John Nelson January 18, 2008
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seatslap

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.
Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.
by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008
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steel slats

AKA: Dumb, ineffective waste of time, money and valuable resources (including steel slats).
by YAWA December 21, 2018
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Satsugai

To inflict a severe amount of injury to those not schooled in the ways of DMC (Detroit Metal City)
Who the fuck are you?! I'll satsugai ya!
by SkawtDSW May 5, 2009
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scatstache

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"
Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.
by Short_Round August 30, 2009
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have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.
Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats
by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016
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