Super Mario 

Super Mario is a pop-culture icon from around the 80's to 90's and was the star of Donkey Kong and Super Mario World. Since his introduction into the world by nintendo, he has become an icon to gamers worldwide, from people who hang around on the internet all day, to fat losers who won't get laid until they're 40. Mario's marketing would give Satan a boner. But all in all, Mario is still one of gaming's beloved icons.

"It's a-me, Mario! I'm a-gonna rip a-you a new ass-a-hole!!

Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"

Super Mario by Mako Gekirou May 13, 2005

super mario 

When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.

She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!

super mario by hewbrewnational3 November 18, 2010

Super Mario 

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

Super Mario by ASESSINO April 29, 2004

Super Mario 

The best video game franchise in the world.

My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

Super Mario by pink testicles March 16, 2021

super mario 

Fat man who gets high on magic mushrooms then grows really big. His biggest rival is the mighty Bowser and he kicks Bowsers ass in every video game normally. Super Mario is also one of the most rekognisable icons in the video game buiseness.

"Hello i am Mario"

"I am Bowser"

"Die Bitch"

super mario by Mocoball June 5, 2005

super mario 

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

super mario by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Super mario 

Super mario is a video game that was released by Nintendo in 1985, and The game is about an adventure of how mario saves the princess from the evil guy bowser

Person 1 : hey, have you heard of Super Mario

Person 2 : yeah, it is actually a good game

Super mario by GotiniqBavnqr64 September 11, 2022