Ben was Super Gay because he drove his girlfriends Jeep Wrangler. He tried to justify it but then remembered his girlfriend Alabama Hotpocketed him last night.
"A sexual orientation in which a person has attraction to the same sex with the exclusion of homophobic acceptance.
2. A gay person who would not entertain bisexual, closeted, discreet or persons with a racial, masculine or feminine preferences."
Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.
Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!