strumpet

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011

strumpet

a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

by allisonthedopeshit January 9, 2007

strumpet

A tool of the facist, racist, presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who constantly post anti-intellectual, false, and hyberbolic memes to support his candidacy.

That strumpet was blowing a bunch of racist drivel implying "black on black" violence justifies violence and murder perpetrated by white police.

by sfsubterfuge January 31, 2016

Strumpet

Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.

Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.

Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!

by Galandian April 19, 2009

Strumpet

Word meaning "Sket trumpet" in scotland

"Here mate, yer da's a fucking strumpets"

by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020

Strumpet

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm

“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”

by KellsBells814 March 11, 2021